1 Euro: Funny Quotes & Jokes

You paid one euro. This app knows it, and it won't let you forget it. Tap the screen and get one sentence, big and bold, on a clean white screen. Sometimes it's a sarcastic one-liner about the purchase you just made. Sometimes it's a real quote about money, value and wanting things, from people who said it better than we ever could. Tap again for another. WHAT'S INSIDE - Nearly 600 lines, each one picked by hand - 300+ original sarcastic one-liners about money, impulse buys and the void - 250+ real quotes, each checked and attributed: Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Benjamin Franklin, Warren Buffett, Seneca, Epictetus, Thoreau, Shakespeare, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and more - Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary, stoic philosophy and famous one-liners from Dolly Parton to Winnie-the-Pooh - No repeats until you've seen every line - One tap per line, with nothing else on the screen WHAT'S NOT INSIDE - No ads - No subscriptions or in-app purchases - No accounts, no tracking, no data collection WHY PEOPLE BUY IT - A gag gift or prank for the friend who buys everything - To settle a bet that people will pay for anything - A daily dose of wit, wisdom and funny money quotes - Because minimalism deserves a sense of humor "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." — Oscar Wilde You now know the price. The value is up to you.