Description
Welcome to the chaotic world of Tech Startups!
In Spaghetti CEO, your goal is simple: build the biggest software company in the world... even if your codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers.
You start in a garage, furiously typing with one finger. But with the right strategy (and a lot of caffeine), you will turn those lines of trash code into a global empire.
KEY FEATURES:
FROM INTERN TO TYCOON: Start by hiring a "Coffee Intern" and scale up to recruit "Senior Devs", "DevOps Teams", and even a "Sentient AGI" that codes for you.
MANAGE THE CHAOS: Coding fast has a price. If you generate too many Bugs, your system will crash! Will you hire QA or let your users be your beta testers? (We know the answer).
TECHNICAL DEBT IS REAL: Beware of cheap talent and excessive "Copy-Paste". Technical Debt accumulates and will slow down your production. You'll have to pay to refactor!
ACTIVE SKILLS: Trigger a "Coffee Rush" to boost production speed, purge bugs in critical moments, or enter "Deep Focus" mode for instant cash.
SELL & RESTART (IPO): Is your code unmaintainable? No problem! Launch an IPO, sell your company, earn Prestige Stock Options, and start over with massive multipliers.
OTHER DETAILS:
Geek Humor: References to "It works on my machine", "Rubber Duck Debugging", and more.
Offline Earnings: Your team keeps working (and breaking things) while you sleep.
Random Events: Ransomware attacks, impatient Investors, and viral Hype trends.
Do you have what it takes to manage this disaster? Download Spaghetti CEO and prove that spaghetti code can make money too.