Awkward Button Lite

The Lite version is only a temporary protection again awkwardness, upgrade to the full version for maximum protection. The full version includes over 120 comedic phrases. An outbreak of awkwardness was detected by the world medical community. New cases are being detected as you read this. Do not let the epidemic effect you! After several weeks of research and development, experts at the Awkward Moments Rehabilitation Center (AMRC), discovered that an Awkward statement results in uncomfortable feelings, the urge to run away, and lameness. In a parallel discovery, it was found that an awkward moment stems from a lack of comedy in conversation. The Awkward Button injects over 17 comedic phrases into the conversation and helps the user fight awkwardness. Never be the victim of an uncomfortable or awkward moment again! How to use: Whenever an uncomfortable silence occurs or an awkward statement is uttered, press the awkward button and cure the moment of all awkward feelings. The Awkward Button is the only button certified by the Awkward Moments Rehabilitation Center to cure and treat awkward moments.