Hurt Stickers

FOR STICKER USE ONLY. DO NOT INGEST. Apply as desired for emoji-related incidents. WHAT'S INSIDE: A sticker-based survival kit for emotional emergencies and minor friendship fractures. ACTIVE INGREDIENTS: - 35 high-adhesion sticker plasters - Band-aids, pills, hearts & emotional gauze - Pep talk delivery system included INDICATIONS: - Use when words fail - For mild to moderate feelings - Apply to texts in need of TLC DIRECTIONS FOR USE: - Peel sticker - Apply liberally to emotional wounds - Text like a trained medical unprofessional PERMANENTLY UNDER OBSERVATION: More in development. New stickers forever. That’s the plan. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: - Sudden bursts of LOL - Temporary feelings of being understood - Improved mood with minimal side effects WARNINGS: May cause spontaneous smiles, healing laughter, and sudden affection. NOTE: This set underwent a cosmetic procedure. Formerly known as Patched Up. Same formula. New label. FOLLOW-UP CARE: Tap »More by this developer« for sticker-based emotional support. FOR MORE REMEDIES: It won’t hurt following us on X (Twitter) or Instagram: @helloffwd