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Description
Color the stress right off your fing day.*
The adult coloring book that finally says what you're thinking. Hundreds of beautifully detailed pages — flowing paisley, intricate mandalas, cheeky illustrated scenes — each one built around a word you'd never find in a kids' coloring book.
Completely rebuilt for 2026: rock-solid, lightning-fast, and honestly kind of addictive.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT • Tap to fill — one tap floods a whole area with color. No scribbling, no coloring outside the lines. • It just works — rebuilt from scratch, so no more crashing. This was our #1 fix. • A new page every single day — always free, with a streak counter to keep you coming back. • 281 pages and growing — from quick, chunky designs to insanely intricate zen art. • Magnifier loupe — zoom in on the tiny details and nail every little nook.
300+ COLORS — THE THING YOU ASKED FOR MOST • 13 color sets, and every one covers the whole spectrum — no more "this one's just browns." Classic Crayon, Pastel AF, Moody Grays, Neon Rage, Candy Shop, Jewel Heist, Midnight Mood, Earthy As Hell. • Gradient sets — Sunset Swears, Oil Slick and Heavy Metal fill a shape with a real gradient in a single tap. Instant depth, zero effort. • A full-spectrum picker — drag anywhere and get any color you want. • Four of your own colors saved into every premium set, plus a whole set that's nothing but yours. • Eraser + one-tap "fill the rest" — undo a single spot, or auto-finish a page in a beat. • Apple Pencil supported — hover, tap, and color with precision. • Favorite the ones you love, and every page you finish lands in your personal Gallery. • No ads. No account. No subscription. Not now, not ever.
FREE FOREVER Color 70 pages free — 20 classics plus 50 easy large-print designs — a fresh page every single day, and three full color sets. No strings.
UNLOCK CURSE+ — ONE TIME, $6.99 A paper swear-word coloring book runs $12-15 for about 30 pages. This is 281 pages for $6.99, paid once. One tap unlocks every page, 10 premium color sets — gradients and the full-spectrum picker included — and every future drop, forever. One damn price. No subscription bullsh*t.
Bought the app years ago? Your unlock carries over free — just tap Restore.
A NOTE ON THE LANGUAGE This is a 17+ app for adults who like to swear while they relax. If strong language isn't your thing, this one's not for you (and that's totally fine).
Now go color something. Dammit.